Thursday, November 15, 2007

The Bad Porno

Sexy people, hello.

Yeah, so when does a 9 man tag-team not sound like the plot of a bad porno?!!!


oohhlala..macho boy gets some love between equals action when he takes evan scott to ian roland's house of chinn for a milkshake some k-frey's and to have his tires re-tread. Will evan figure out macho's true identity?call the medic! it's soooo dirty it's clean....a man-venture.

So ladies please come out tonight for the men of Hot Shots.. er.. which sounds like the making of a bad calendar from the Big Lots store. So basically the theme of Hot Shots 3 is....

THAT'S A LOT OF SAUSAGE!

notice that I'm talking very loudly by my all caps ultra big typing.
As per usual this event is

FREE

(more yelling), and brought to you by me and my porno penetrating moisture missle dj homeboys. Thats a - l - o - t of sausage.
You bring the penis butter, Swedish joy jelly, and inflatable sheep.

Clique Lounge (no haters)
6-8 w. Pike St.
Covington, KY




Ok, it's that time again for two more great events in Cincinnati, Ohio. So break out your pink fur-lined jockstrap, put on your dunks, wayfarers and tight pants cause it's another weekend of Juke and Hot Shots. Yes, you can expect another evening of way too late drinking and dancing and over the top sexual advances from the one dude that doesn't have to get up and be at work in the morning. So make sure you come to Clique Lounge tonight and tomorrow. nuff said.

2 comments:

djempirical said...

dude devro ruled last night.

looking forward to the army of dj's tonight!

JUKE! said...

DUDE DEVRO DID RULE THAT NIGHT!!!!